Top 10 The Closer You Get The Slower I Go UK – Merchandise Signs

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The Closer You Get The Slower I Go Car Sign. Yellow and Black Anti Tailgate Sign with Rubber Suction Cup

#ad #ad - Affixes to any smooth surface or window. 14cm 5. 5" high x 14cm 5. 5" wide. Super bright easy to read Font. Uv resistant and Non Fading. Suitable for all makes and Models of Vehicles including Cars, Vans, Trucks and Caravans. Guaranteed to Stay Firmly in Place or your money back. Complete with a reusable non Marking Suction Cup. #ad #ad
Part Number741

2. Hatcherabilia


The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive Car Bumper Sticker

Hatcherabilia #ad - Total sticker measures approx 20cm by 4cm, choose from a variety of colours. Made in the uk from high quality, waterproof Oracal 651 Glossy Vinyl, Comes with clear transfer tape already attached.

Recommended use: small stickers for use as - car stickers, laptop stickers, fridge Freezer Stickers, stickers for children, Mirror Stickers, Helmet Stickers, Wall Stickers, tile Stickers, Wing Mirror Stickers, Window Stickers, Car Window Stickers, Wheelie Bin Stickers, Vinyl Stickers. Fantastic novelty the Closer You Get The Slower I Go funny waterproof sticker. Easy to apply - using the attached application tape, the sticker easily transfers and attached to a smooth, dry surface.
BrandHatcherabilia #ad
ManufacturerHatcherabilia #ad

3. Mr.Pro


Mr.Pro Closer You Get Slower I go Funny Die Cut Vinyl Car Window Bumper Sticker Decal White 200mm x 65mm

Mr.Pro #ad - All stickers are made to order in your chosen colour and size selected from the drop down menu. The image is for 'display purposes only' - Please select and check your size and colour before ordering. Die cut with no background colour. High quality 5-7 Year Vinyl. Exterior fitting on to Window / Bodywork.
BrandMr.Pro #ad
ManufacturerPro Cut Vinyl #ad
Part NumberPCV-2076

4. pu ran-


Black, pu ran- THE CLOSER YOU GET THE SLOWER I GO Printed Safety Waterproof Car Sticker Decal

pu ran- #ad - Easy apply on almost all flat surface, decor your guitar, vehicle, suitcase, etc. The closer you get the slower i go" printed car sticker, interesting and stylish. Water resistence, it does not come off in rainy weather. Made of relective material, which can be great safety warning on both day and night. Nice universal decoration sticker in daily life.
Brandpu ran- #ad
Manufacturerpu ran- #ad

5. PrintSuperstar


Printsuperstar The Closer You Get, Decal, Warning, Car Sticker, The Slower I Go, Funny, Window

PrintSuperstar #ad - To be stuck externally - outside simply peel & stick. These warning signs are more effective than internal hanging signs, as these are clearly seen avoiding glare on the glass from the natural sunlight and evening street or vehicle lights. 150mm x 50mm approximately in size 15cm x 5cm. Comes with self adhesive sticky back. For car or vehicle Use, sticks to dashboards and windows and more. Perfect for all vehicles more so ones with privacy glass or tinted windows. 5 year outdoor All Weather Durability.
BrandPrintSuperstar #ad
ManufacturerPrintsuperstar #ad
Part NumberCloserSlower

6. I'm Only Saying


The Closer you Get.The Slower I'll Go. Funny Joke Novelty Car Bumper Sticker

I'm Only Saying #ad - This sticker is printed in white for exterior of vehicle. Manufactured, designed and printed by us - I'm Only Saying - UK Copyright Laws. Text only no back ground colour. The closer you get. The slower I'll Go. This vinyl car sticker is approx 7. 5"x5. 5". Funny joke Novelty Car Bumper Sticker.
BrandI'm Only Saying #ad
ManufacturerI'm Only Saying #ad

7. HastingsDesigner


Van, HastingsDesigner THE CLOSER YOU GET SLOWER I GO Tailgater Warning Car, Window Vinyl Decal Sticker White

HastingsDesigner #ad - Just remember the colour itself is the sticker and it won't have any background colour around it. Non-fade colours. You have a number of colours to choose from.

You will receive a high quality vinyl sticker in one colour of your choice. Weather & water proof. This sticker is easy to apply. Size of the sticker: 190 x 55 mm 7. 48 x 2. 17 in. The sticker has no extra background colour and applied directly to exterior surfaces to produce a professional effect. Applying stickers is an easy and straightforward process, they are individually trimmed and we include a 4-step guide for you as well.
BrandHastingsDesigner #ad
ManufacturerHastingsDesigner #ad
Part Numberhd-s_thecloseryouget-0

8. Fear7FX


Camping Camper, Caravan Sticker, Fear7FX The Closer You Get The Slower I Go Funny Sticker Decal For Car Window Bumper Sticker, 200mm, Funny Sticker For Cars, JDM Sticker

Fear7FX #ad - Type: vinyl decal Sticker No Background. Reverse’ option also available. Size: 200mm x 90mm LxH. Suitable for: any smooth and non-porous surfaces such as glass, laptop, wall, tablet, furniture, vehicle body panels, home appliances etc. Material: we use only the best of the best vinyl materials such as MACtac's MACal Pro series of products which are designed to offer you 10+ years of indoor usage and 5-7 years of outdoor usage in all weather conditions. Instructions: use "customise now" button to select your choice of colour.
BrandFear7FX #ad
ManufacturerStudio7FX #ad
Part NumberMCR070190902
WarrantyManufacturer warranty for 90 days from date of purchase.

9. CT Design


The Closer You Get The Slower I Go Funny Slogan with OVAL RIPPED OPEN TORN METAL Effect Motif Vinyl Car Sticker 150x90mm

CT Design #ad - Contour cut, just peel and stick to any clean smooth surface, external fitment. Manufactured In The UK. High quality vinyl Car Sticker, Exclusive Design. Fully water and weather proof, wall, tool box, suitable for Car, metal, hot rod, Van, caravan, Body Panel, Truck, Laptop, Glass, In Fact ANY smooth surface. Digitally Printed with Solvent Inks.
BrandCT Design #ad
ManufacturerCT Design #ad
Part NumberSloganRip17

10. 38k Vinyl Graphics


The Closer You Get The Slower I'll Go Funny Car Sticker Window Bumper Decal

38k Vinyl Graphics #ad - Colour: choose from White or Black. Design: a single colour sticker the lettering is the sticker with no background. Fitting: external, suitable for fitting to bumpers and the outside of windows. Dimensions: 20cm x 4cm.
Brand38k Vinyl Graphics #ad
Part Number38k452